Wild Hare Cafe
A special "Thank You" to Andrea from the Wild Hare Cafe in Elkhart, Illinois (a great place to eat) for submitting the contents of this page.
The Wild Hare Cafe is located in Elkhart, Illinois just off Interstate 55 (Exit 115). The address is 104 Governor Oglesby Street (217/947-2100). They are opened from 11:00 A.M. to 2:30 P.M. Wednesday through Sunday.
* Paraprosdokian
A short definition for paraprosdokian is a figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and frequently humorous.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
A short definition for paraprosdokian is a figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and frequently humorous.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
* Signs and Headlines
Sign
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE THE FLOOR BELOW.
HEADLINE
RED TAPE HOLDS UP BRIDGES.
In a London Department Store
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.
In an office
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
Sign in a Safari Park
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
Sign on a "Repair Shop Door"
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
Sign
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE THE FLOOR BELOW.
HEADLINE
RED TAPE HOLDS UP BRIDGES.
In a London Department Store
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.
In an office
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
Sign in a Safari Park
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
Sign on a "Repair Shop Door"
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
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